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Can you believe they are all fighting for this?

On Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair, we got to see the relatives. It should be obvious to anyone that tuned in who the ultimate worst relative was, but for those who are immune to the obvious, I am here to offer my ranking.

Here’s a list of the worst relatives.

4. Cathy’s Sister

By not having a parent, she immediately looked bad. Because of the weird cougar-cub interaction at the table, it was unclear what knowledge Cathy’s sister even provided. Later on, she told Frank that Cathy had a 4 year relationship. This is all he asked. It’s clear that Cathy is just a sex toy for him, and she’ll never win.

3. Kerry’s Mom

She may have let her mouth run a bit, but she’s pretty cute and sweet. She made Kerry reveal that she has daddy issues. As a person, her mother seemed great. She’d be a good in-law.

2. Felicia’s Parents

I can’t believe that her father is 90. Shocking!! Felicia’s parents seemed nice, but definitely made her look bad. At times, she does seem like she has the personality of a piece of wood, but I have to think she doesn’t play well for the camera. As the show has progressed, her personality seems to be disappearing. Her parents made her seem incredibly closed off. I don’t think it’s bad for her not to tell her parents everything. Discretion is not a horrible thing, especially given the age of her father.

1. Dana’s Mother

I’m so glad that this woman is not my mom. First, she comes in fighting and cussing up a storm. I have no problem with cussing, but you need to know when and where to do it. Second, she wanted to devour Frank. Now, I don’t have an issue with cougars as a species; however, when your daughter is “dating” the guy, don’t hit on him. Frank isn’t blameless in all of this. He made it clear that he was attracted to her. I’m not sure why. Frank has strange taste, in other words BAD taste, in women.

—Special News—

Melody Pinkerton from the show will co-write a blog post for the last episode next week. We will give “awards” to all the ladies and maybe even Frank and his parents. Make sure to check back.