Reality Ranker

The Real Housewives of OC Reunion Special has prompted me to do something new. In honor of award’s season, this will be my first ever post devoted to giving out awards to the most deserving on a reality show. Now, these may be more of the Razzie variety than the Oscars, but I can’t help it that the women of the OC aren’t the best of human beings. Let’s get started.

The Worst Parent

Lynne Curtin

I love how even after last night’s Reunion Special she was still unable to admit that she’s got issues with her daughters. How to handle Raquel: Force her to go to college or get a job. If she doesn’t do it in 1-2 months, then force her to move out. She’s too old not to work or do anything with her life. How to handle Alexa: Give her strict boundaries and take away all the perks until she straightens up.

Most Hypocritical

Alexis Bellino

I’ve mentioned it before and Andy Cohen seems to agree. She isn’t bright enough or just ignores the issue that with her constant plastic surgery she changes what God gave her. Own it Alexis!!

Ugliest Husband

Jim Bellino

Is there anyone more unattractive physically and mentally? How could he mention his wife’s breasts to his pastor? Ugh!!! A disgusting sexist human being. Alexis only bangs him for the money.

Hardest Working Woman of the Year

Vicki Gunvalson

None of them want to admit, but Vicki is the hardest working one. I understand that she gets annoyed with the other women about it. They just need to accept that Vicki’s got them beat.

Worst Marriage

Tamra and Simon Barney

Well, it’s not really a marriage anymore, but during most of the show it was. He is incredibly possessive and mentally abusive. I’m glad that she left him.

Most Annoying Laugh

Gretchen Rossi

Seriously can anyone dispute it?

Coolest Person on the Show

Donn Gunvalson

Last season, he came off as a distant husband. This season he has been a great character. His love for Vicki is incredibly sweet. In addition, he gives her the space she needs. Kudooze to you, Donn!!