Dance Your Ass Off – Updated Power Ranking
This perhaps will be my last post for about a week. I have to go on my honeymoon, damn! I’m going to miss out on hours of mind numbing reality TV. How can I trade those sweet hours for vacationing in Boston and NYC? Well, if I see a Real Housewife or Jonathan Waxman (I’m going to Barbuto), then I guess it’ll all be worth it.
Anyway, on to the post, DYAO only has 5 contestants left, which means I need to rank these bitches again. Here it goes.
5. Michael
I’m routing for him, but I know he doesn’t have much time left. While I’m a fan of his gay sashay, the judges aren’t.
4. Corey
He’s been close to the bottom a number of times, but always seems to lose enough weight. If he can keep that up, he can survive another week.
3. Stephanie
She’s just a cutey-patootey, but she can’t compete with the top 2.
2. Latoya
After last night’s meltdown about not feeling connected to anyone (blah, blah, blah), I decided that I really don’t want her to win. She’s got the talent, but she’s got some issues, too.
1. Adamme Artistry
I picked him in the beginning, and I’m sticking with him. He’s got talent, style, and is genuinely a nice person. I love it when the good guys win.
