Reality Ranker

I’m not super duper crazy about this show, but I keep on watching it week in and week out. If I’m going to keep watching, well then I better keep blogging. Thus, I’m here to update my rankings. Now, checking out my previous rankings, I correctly predicted 4 out of 5 of the final 5 contestants. Damn I’m good! If only this was a skill set that I could market, then I would be rich. Perhaps, they need my prediction skills in Vegas…..Anyway, here’s my updated list.

5. Aria Kagan

In the beginning, it looked like she had it all the personality, the skills, her  uncanny resemblance to Brittany Murphy, but it is not to be. She’s topped out, so it’s only a matter of time before she goes home.

4. Tom Pizzica

I like Tom the slacker. I’d always be afraid that he might be smelly, but at least he looks fun. He’s just a bit uneven, which at this stage means death or just elimination.

3. Herb Mesa

If he’s on,  then he’s great. If he’s not, then he’s an emotional train wreck. I think he can stave off the impending wreckage for a while longer.

2. Brad Sorenson

He’s cute and he’s my favorite. He could cook food for me anytime. Now, is he going to win the big prize??? Well, we all know that’s a big fat no, because the winner will be….

1. Aarti Sequeria

Is there any doubt? She’s a bubbly, infectious, cooking cutie. How could anyone not like her? She’s like puppies and kitties all rolled into one. If she doesn’t win, then I’ll be surprised.