Reality Ranker

Last week I had the pleasure of watching RuPaul’s Drag U and boy did I enjoy it. It brought together so many things that just make my heart smile. Perhaps, so much that I might not be so mean and judgmental, but what would be the fun in that. Inspired by my love for the show, I want to rank what I loved about it.

5. Drag Makeovers

I love makeovers and have dreams of dressing like a hobo for a few months and talking a friend into nominating me for What Not to Wear. Alas, my dream is too big, so I must live through the style-challenged. Thus, this show is right up my alley. Yet by taking the makeovers a step forward and making them drag makeovers, then it’s combined two things I love. Can you guess what those are?

4. Contrived Bitchery

Watching the fake bitch fight between Raven and Jujubee was fun. I could tell that they had planned that out earlier and executed it to a tee. I can’t wait to see more.

3. My Favorite Drag Queens

Seriously, can you get better than putting Ongina, Jujubee, and Pandora Boxx together on a show? I think not. I’d let them school me in drag any day.

2. Dragulator

The way RuPaul fake typed with gusto and the custom crappy graphics appeared on a “computer screen” sent chills down my spine and guffaws hurling from my mouth. I want to be analyzed by the dragulator. Hmmm what would be my name?

1. Unicorns and Glitter

Do I even need to explain the wonders of both? If so, then maybe you should be reading another post.