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Toddlers & Tiaras – Show Me Smiles Fantasy Pageant – Pageant Men

Posted on July 22, 2010 by Norie

This week T&T is in Bernie, Missouri and the episode focused on the importance of men in the child pageant world. I want to rank these men and their overall contributions. To add, all these men have something else in common, but I won’t address that specifically. Perhaps, their actions will speak for themselves.

3. Richard Cox

A cross between a bloated K.D. Lang and the Beaver all grown up.

Starting with Mr. Cox, he held his own as a pageant judge. He so loves his job that he sports a rhinestone crown belt buckle (oooohh manly) and appears to fake tan just like the girls. I’m glad that a man is so devoted to his job in such a female-driven world.

2. Logan–Haley’s brother

Giving a kiss to his sister. How sweet!

Logan so loves his sister’s pageants that he brings his friends (two girls) along for the ride. He likes to boost his sister’s spirits by asking, “Are you going to go out there and sparkle? And be really pretty?” Logan loves the pageant life so much that he’s even “a little jealous” of his sister’s dance moves. Way to go Logan! I hope you can enjoy pageants even when your sisters not in them.

1. Chuck–Haley’s dad

The male diva indeed.

Notable Quote: “I could be a diva, a man diva.”

Chuck, “gopher, banker, and pageant dad,” fully supports his daughter’s foray into the pageant world. He even participates in the Daddy & Me section of the pageant. He does quite well. Luckily his hard work pays off, he receives his very own crown and pink sash. Way to go Chuck!

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