Reality Ranker

I started watching this show a few weeks back, but only now have decided to write about it. It’s not that the show is bad (it’s actually a bit interesting), it’s just that so many of the men don’t have a clear personality. It’s hard to rank men who are empty carcasses. How can a person tell who is going to win? After watching last week’s episode, I’ve decided that with 5 men left I better do some ranking.

5. Lyle Silva

He’s an emotional crier–at least he’s going to cry next week. That’s not sexy. He also has attacked some of his peers. I think Omarosa will shred his papers next week.

4. Isaac Keys

The former linebacker has a nice body (that’s Omarosa’s opinion not mine), but I’m not sure if there’s that much between the ears.

3. Ray Lavender

The Louisiana soul singer seems to melt the Big O’s heart, but I don’t think he has the goods to take it all the way (you know what I mean.)

2. Al B. Sure!

If it was up to me, Al B. Sure! (with an exclamation point, don’t forget) should win. I’m only basing this on his vocal stylings at one of my middle school dances. I know that I danced to him or had that desire, whether there was a boy to ask me was a different story. Despite his I don’t care if I get Omarosa, because I’m an R&B guy from the late 80s-early 90s and thus too cool for school attitude, I still wish he’d win. Yet it’s because of that attitude that he won’t.

1. Javis Dortch

I’m not sure why, but he’s generally interested in her. I think this perplexing interest will give him the win.

Side note: the guest judge is styling and profiling. Who ever says that a black with white polka dot dress shirt with a red tie isn’t the most stylish outfit ever should be shot!