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Real Housewives of New Jersey – Self Defense & Entrepreneurship

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Norie

I love to watch my girls pummel each other. Gosh, I'm a great dad!

I haven’t posted for a while. I was on vacation in sunny San Diego. I’m back and ready to be ruthless. I will have some upcoming posts on all the shows that I’m trying to catch up on, so be patient and I’ll be rolling out some more posts.

Tonight, I want to address some of the weird occurrences on tonight’s show. Now, in this episode, we got to see two self defense classes: one for Teresa’s daughters and the other for Danielle and her daughters. We also saw Teresa touring her future pizzeria and crappy apartments, as well as Danny Provenzano continue to drool over Danielle. My question is which was stranger??

4. Danny Provenzano’s Lascivious Stare

Although some might believe that Danny has already had Danielle, according to my husband he hasn’t. He has I quote “the looks of a man trying to bang a woman and not the looks of a man banging a woman.” The question for me is why would Danny want the drama? Does he really believe that Danielle would be that wonderful in bed? Yeah, I wonder how he felt after her sex tape was released…Maybe he got to see what he wanted.

3. Danielle’s Self Defense Class

Other than Danielle’s weird confessional threats with her Jacqueline and Teresa fist, her self defense classes with her daughters was just strange. Danielle must always bring her daughters into the drama of her life, which is sad. Oh the therapy they will need.

2. Joe and Tae Kwon Do with the Girls

Now, there is nothing wrong with taking girls to Tae Kwon Do classes, nothing wrong at all. BUT if you then push them to fight each other for your own enjoyment, then that’s just sick. Why must this family reach new lows every week?

1. The Pizzeria Tour

Giuseppe’s Flamestyle was just one of the businesses showcased on tonight’s show. If it is the same one that appeared earlier in the episode, then the recording process is incredibly disjointed. Anyway, it seems that Teresa and her husband must be the most idiotic people ever. They seem to keep giving the IRS and Joe’s former business partner plenty of ammunition. I guess that’s what happens to entrepreneurs…you know the people who start businesses I think.

It truly was a strange episode in many ways. At least, it’s getting interesting for a change.

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  1. tyler says:

    This is the last comment I’m gonna leave. I’m glad Theresa’s husband Joe is a go getter. I guess Theresa was right when she said her house isn’t in foreclosure. For a lot of people bankruptcy can actually be a good thing.

  2. Norie says:

    I see nothing wrong with it. I just can’t conceive of throwing around all that money when you’re going through bankruptcy.



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